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I Want To Shoot Rudolph (ft. С​у​п​а Т​р​о​п​с​к​и​)

from YakNak Christmas EP by Yakey Tamarrack

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[Yakey Tamarrack]
Ho ho ho
Merry Christmas
This is a Yakey Tamarrack Christmas song
Get ready to jam along

I wanna do something no one's done
I know it's gonna upset the world
But I don't care
I want to... well

On Christmas day
Climb on my roof to meet Santa in his sleigh
Find the reindeer's
And well...

(I want to) I shot Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer
In his fricking head
Then he dropped so fricking dead
I'm super sorry
I shot Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer
In his fricking head
He dropped so fricking dead
Rolled down to my fricking deck

[Supa Tropski]
Look, I know you're gonna think
What's Santa gonna do?
He's gonna run out of light
No reindeer to shine so bright
But I know I got a pressue, a pressing issue
He could use a spotlight, a headlight, a flashlight
Anything he wants, it's the 21st century
Santa's okay, he'll survive the day
Just Rudolph has fell to his death
Rest in peace
Mr. Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer

[Yakey Tamarrack]
Look, Rudolph's been alive for something 80 years now
Surely he has to be approaching at least the record size of reindeer antlers

I shot Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer
In his fricking head
He dropped so fricking dead
I really wanna apologize
I shot Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer
In his fricking head
He dropped so fricking dead
Rolled down to my fricking deck

"Why'd you shoot Rudolph?
Why'd you shoot Rudolph?"
"Why? He was my favorite reindeer"
Shut up!
I don't care!

I shot Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer
In his fricking head
He dropped so fricking dead
I really don't care
I shot Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer
In his fricking head
He dropped so fricking dead
He rolled down to my deck

"Ho ho ho ho, merry Christmas!"
I don't know if that fits Santa

Neehehehehehehehehewaoaoawoawoooowoahaho, merry Christmas everybody!

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from YakNak Christmas EP, released December 11, 2022

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